streamer go back into the venue what if fall out boy is playing but demons are sucking the life force of the fans and my chemical romance is there and frank goes out there so pete doesn’t die and then gerard goes out there and punches him and takes his place and dies (he got possessed by a demon but that’s not relevant til act 3)
in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action
as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body
now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.
here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?
the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.
happy masculine lesbian awareness week!!! i don’t plan on doing much and im not on twitter anymore but reminder it’s for all masc lesbians, including trans, nonbinary, multigender, genderfluid, transmasc, gnc and pnc, butch, aspec, mspec, and all other wonderful lesbians in our community ❤️🧡🤍💗💜
“Stop being funnier than me on my own post” is one of my favorite healthy tumblrisms, along with things like “hang on lemme look that up…yeah this is funny” and explicit tone indicators (positive). Like yeah let’s build a world where we playfully format healthy interactions. You made a post and you wanted to be the star but damn, you’ve really gotta hand it to this other person for their really funny addition, so here’s the internet equivalent of giving someone a friendly punch on the shoulder while making sure they know they got a good grade in social interaction
Teaching creative writing to 8 to 12 year olds this summer, a demographic whose stories include a shocking amount of murder. The use of “unalive” was so egregious I had to tell them, “if you aren’t comfortable using the words death, die, and kill, you aren’t mature enough to be writing about them yet”. Kiddo asked me if that applies to adults as well, and I told them it very much does, so here’s a PSA.
If you aren’t comfortable using the words death, die, and kill, you aren’t mature enough to be writing about them yet.
